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You know you"re 50 when ...

by Smith, Richard

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  • 7 Currently reading

Published by Broadway Books in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Middle age -- Humor.

  • Edition Notes

    Other titlesYou know you"re fifty when ...
    StatementRichard Smith ; illustrated by Debra Solomon.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6231.M47 S6 1998
    The Physical Object
    Pagination116 p. :
    Number of Pages116
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL699309M
    ISBN 100767902106
    LC Control Number97047071
    OCLC/WorldCa37935297

    You know you're getting old when you find yourself shopping for You Know You're Old When. Not to worry. At NobleWorks Cards, our hilariously humorous selection of old age jokes will have you and your friends and relatives laughing so hard that you'll feel young again - if you don't die laughing. Now You're 50! My daughter will be turning 50 in August. Since we cannot have a big party because of this horrible virus. I thought I would do just little things - to .

    "You Know You're 50 When " is a fun, entertaining and informative book of humorous cliches about reaching that marvelous age. This book also incorporates many facts about the achievements and accomplishments of people who have reached the age of 50, or above. Because even if you feel like you're at the top of your game, you know you're 50 when - Your main form of aerobic exercise is getting up to find the remote - You think a mosh pit is something found at the center of an exotic fruit - "Performance anxiety" refers to golf and bingo night - You read obituaries not to see who died but.

      For me, I would say you know you're something when you remember to live fully right now because you are wise enough to be unimpressed by minor aches, pains, and imperfections and to have stopped waiting for ships to come in, white knights to ride up, spouses to shape up, sacrifice-free diet and exercise plans, or that ‘round toit of. You Know You're 50+ when has 1, members. This group is for people age 50 and over to be nostalgic, remember the good old days and enjoy each.


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